Yes we're back and ready to do our best to make up for a week without. Several sets of circumstances created the void on the ribbons report of the past week, rather than tell you how difficult it is to survive in the amazon after a plane crash, explain to you how small prison cells are in Bolivia or begin to instruct you how to perform CPR on a ranchers favorite pig, let me instead get back to providing what it is each of you has come to expect out of the report, the thing you'd pay top dollar for if only i knew how to do that....Sorry for the delay, especially to Reggie who I know is, as we speak, putting out a contract on this reporter for its failure to produce an article on the "Muhammed Ali" of High Desert Little League. Reggie, I am quite sure you will be very pleased with the piece I've put together for your Player of the Week achievement.
We also have every award of note to present to the readers at home tonight in this the first annual Ribbons Report Regular Season Awards Show......We call them the "RIBBY's" and we hope the show is everything you've been expecting it to be. So get in off the red carpet, let the usher show you to your seat and get ready for a musical opening with Tye, Owen and Ken doing their best impression of Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda in 9-5. Younger readers may not get that, but it's funny, trust me.
OK, Show starts at 5:15 I hope if you get these sent to your email you begin with this one and work your way up the screen. And there's pictures accompanying them so make sure and visit the actual site. We'll try and wrap things up by midnight!
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